Funny things kids say...

Jordan...
Oh my gosh look at her butt it is so big....(guess I didn't know he was listening to the radio the other day) that sound familar?? Braedyn likes to listen to the current dance stuff sometimes and sometimes they throw some of those oldies but goodies...

Don't call me that...(I was calling him Michael Phelps) He said, Call me Jordan Michael Phelps.

Also a funny story from Walmart one day....
We all went to the store, for what I don't remember, we ended up in the toy aisle.
All of us were standing in the same aisle and a mother was also standing there with two kids trying to pick out a toy. Braedyn gave me that look that I just know and he didnt' have to say anything. He was thinking what in the world is wrong with that ladies hair. Then Cooper looked at me and kind of giggled and I tried to ignore it as Jordan caught a glimpse of it and started laughing really loud. Then REALLY loud he is yelling MOM, MOM, LOOK AT THAT LADIES HAIR. I about lost it he kept shouting. I was so embarrassed and trying not to acknowledge that I heard Jordan but then that wasn't working because he was yelling it even louder LOOK AT HER HAIR and pointing. At this point Charlie had left me in the aisle with just Jordan as I am turned around pulling the cart behind me trying to get away. I had tears in my eyes because I was laughing so hard and I couldn't tell Jordan to be quiet because I couldn't get it out. Finally, when I got a couple rows away and found Charlie as he and the boys were still laughing and told Jordan to be quiet. He said why was that ladies hair red? The hair was so red. It wasn't a redhead. It was red like a clown's wig!

Why isn't it always in a store...
When Cooper was about Jordan's age we were at a grocery store and there was a little person coming towards us down the aisle and Cooper says to me "look mom there a midget".